{"id":443,"date":"2012-03-24T07:52:37","date_gmt":"2012-03-24T11:52:37","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/pierrejean.com\/?p=443"},"modified":"2020-03-14T14:54:28","modified_gmt":"2020-03-14T18:54:28","slug":"salade","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/pierrejean.com\/atable\/salade\/","title":{"rendered":"Salade"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>On ne peut pas festoyer tous les jours, trois fois par jour, \u00e0 coup de pizza, de paleron ni m\u00eame d&#8217;op\u00e9ra!<\/p>\n<p>D&#8217;abord, il y a les glucides, les lipides et autres acolytes des calories qui s&#8217;attaquent \u00e0 notre sveltitude. Ensuite, le fauteuil de bureau qui, par trop confortable, vous retient, assis, entre ses bras d&#8217;amoureuse exclusive. Quand ce n&#8217;est pas le fauteuil de bureau, c&#8217;est le si\u00e8ge de la voiture, \u00e9tudi\u00e9 pour \u00eatre\u00a0plus confortable encore, la chaise de table \u00e0 manger, le fauteuil t\u00e9l\u00e9, le lit! Que n&#8217;oubliais-je le lit qui laisse tout le temps aux graisses de s&#8217;installer. L&#8217;homme est un animal bip\u00e8de qui n&#8217;est plus jamais debout. <em>Homo erectus<\/em>\u00a0est devenu <em>homo sapiens<\/em> pour mieux comprendre comment se reposer.<\/p>\n<p>Halte au fauteuil de bureau, qu&#8217;on m&#8217;am\u00e8ne un lutrin que j&#8217;y pose mon ordinateur. Qu&#8217;on me cache ma voiture pour que j&#8217;aille \u00e0 pied. Qu&#8217;on me donne une branche o\u00f9 me percher pour attraper \u00e0 la vol\u00e9e une poign\u00e9e de drosophiles pour les prot\u00e9ines et quelques ak\u00e8nes \u00e0 aigrette pour les fibres, et le savoir bien s\u00fbr<sup><a href=\"#akene\">1<\/a><\/sup>. Qu&#8217;on implose les t\u00e9l\u00e9s et qu&#8217;on regrave les livres sur des tablettes de pierre, recompos\u00e9es pour qu&#8217;elles soient plus \u00e9cologiques, pour ajouter l&#8217;effort physique \u00e0 l&#8217;effort intellectuel.<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: left;\"><span style=\"font-size: large;\"><em>Mens sana in corpore sano<\/em><\/span><\/p>\n<p>\u00ab\u00a0Un esprit sain dans un corps sain\u00a0\u00bb qu&#8217;ils disaient.<\/p>\n<p>J&#8217;allais, encore, oublier le lit! Qu&#8217;on le br\u00fble! Qu&#8217;on l&#8217;interdise! Qu&#8217;il soit banni des m\u00e9moires! Une crevasse dans un rocher! Un tronc d&#8217;arbre creux. L&#8217;abri pr\u00e9caire des frondaisons.<\/p>\n<p>Quelques feuilles de salade, un petit \u0153uf et une pauvre petite tranche de jambon et voil\u00e0 ce qui vous attend, le d\u00e9lire, les r\u00eaves oniriques,la d\u00e9structuration de votre moi profond. Me voil\u00e0 nu et squelettique, perch\u00e9 dans un arbre, asc\u00e9tique, \u00e9r\u00e9mitique. Le printemps est revenu, les oiseaux \u00ab\u00a0rares\u00a0\u00bb sont de retour et la saison de la salade aussi.<\/p>\n<p>\u00c0 table!<\/p>\n<figure id=\"attachment_444\" aria-describedby=\"caption-attachment-444\" style=\"width: 600px\" class=\"wp-caption aligncenter\"><a href=\"https:\/\/pierrejean.com\/atable\/salade\/img_0899\/\" rel=\"attachment wp-att-444\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" data-attachment-id=\"444\" data-permalink=\"https:\/\/pierrejean.com\/atable\/salade\/img_0899\/\" data-orig-file=\"https:\/\/pierrejean.com\/atable\/wp-content\/uploads\/2012\/03\/IMG_0899.jpg\" data-orig-size=\"1440,1080\" data-comments-opened=\"0\" data-image-meta=\"{&quot;aperture&quot;:&quot;0&quot;,&quot;credit&quot;:&quot;&quot;,&quot;camera&quot;:&quot;&quot;,&quot;caption&quot;:&quot;&quot;,&quot;created_timestamp&quot;:&quot;0&quot;,&quot;copyright&quot;:&quot;&quot;,&quot;focal_length&quot;:&quot;0&quot;,&quot;iso&quot;:&quot;0&quot;,&quot;shutter_speed&quot;:&quot;0&quot;,&quot;title&quot;:&quot;&quot;}\" data-image-title=\"salade\" data-image-description=\"\" data-image-caption=\"&lt;p&gt;une &#8220;pauvre petite salade&#8221;&lt;\/p&gt;\n\" data-large-file=\"https:\/\/pierrejean.com\/atable\/wp-content\/uploads\/2012\/03\/IMG_0899-600x450.jpg\" class=\"size-large wp-image-444\" title=\"salade\" src=\"http:\/\/pierrejean.com\/atable\/wp-content\/uploads\/2012\/03\/IMG_0899-600x450.jpg\" alt=\"une &quot;pauvre petite salade&quot;\" width=\"600\" height=\"450\" srcset=\"https:\/\/pierrejean.com\/atable\/wp-content\/uploads\/2012\/03\/IMG_0899-600x450.jpg 600w, https:\/\/pierrejean.com\/atable\/wp-content\/uploads\/2012\/03\/IMG_0899-350x262.jpg 350w, https:\/\/pierrejean.com\/atable\/wp-content\/uploads\/2012\/03\/IMG_0899.jpg 1440w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 600px) 100vw, 600px\" \/><\/a><figcaption id=\"caption-attachment-444\" class=\"wp-caption-text\">Une \u00ab pauvre petite salade \u00bb<\/figcaption><\/figure>\n<p><a name=\"akene\"><\/a><span style=\"font-size: small;\">1) les ak\u00e8nes \u00e0 aigrettes sont les fruits du pissenlit<\/span><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>On ne peut pas festoyer tous les jours, trois fois par jour, \u00e0 coup de pizza, de paleron ni m\u00eame d&#8217;op\u00e9ra! D&#8217;abord, il y a les glucides, les lipides et autres acolytes des calories qui s&#8217;attaquent \u00e0 notre sveltitude. Ensuite, le fauteuil de bureau qui,&nbsp;<a class=\"read-more\" href=\"https:\/\/pierrejean.com\/atable\/salade\/\">&hellip;<\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":444,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"editor_plus_copied_stylings":"{}","_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":"","jetpack_publicize_message":"","jetpack_publicize_feature_enabled":true,"jetpack_social_post_already_shared":false,"jetpack_social_options":{"image_generator_settings":{"template":"highway","default_image_id":0,"font":"","enabled":false},"version":2}},"categories":[170,13],"tags":[39,53,52],"class_list":["post-443","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","has-post-thumbnail","hentry","category-editorial","category-legume","tag-jambon","tag-oeufs","tag-salade"],"jetpack_publicize_connections":[],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"https:\/\/pierrejean.com\/atable\/wp-content\/uploads\/2012\/03\/IMG_0899.jpg","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"jetpack_shortlink":"https:\/\/wp.me\/sbxdSo-salade","_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/pierrejean.com\/atable\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/443","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/pierrejean.com\/atable\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/pierrejean.com\/atable\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/pierrejean.com\/atable\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/pierrejean.com\/atable\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=443"}],"version-history":[{"count":13,"href":"https:\/\/pierrejean.com\/atable\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/443\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":1888,"href":"https:\/\/pierrejean.com\/atable\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/443\/revisions\/1888"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/pierrejean.com\/atable\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media\/444"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/pierrejean.com\/atable\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=443"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/pierrejean.com\/atable\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=443"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/pierrejean.com\/atable\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=443"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}