{"id":166,"date":"2012-03-12T08:27:59","date_gmt":"2012-03-12T12:27:59","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/pierrejean.com\/?p=166"},"modified":"2020-03-14T14:20:10","modified_gmt":"2020-03-14T18:20:10","slug":"plus-de-cornes-de-gazelle","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/pierrejean.com\/atable\/plus-de-cornes-de-gazelle\/","title":{"rendered":"Plus de cornes de gazelle"},"content":{"rendered":"

J’ai mis un tigre dans mon moteur!\"\"<\/a><\/p>\n

Vroum! Vroum! Fini le rouleau \u00e0 p\u00e2tisserie \u00e0 deux balles! Fini le pauvre petit morceau de bois dur mani\u00e9 \u00e0 la main! Finies les all\u00e9es et venues, la p\u00e2te qui s’aplatit puis se r\u00e9tracte! Finie l’impr\u00e9cision du compresseur manuel! On veut du calibr\u00e9! On veut du pr\u00e9cis! L’ordre et la s\u00e9curit\u00e9! De la belle p\u00e2te fine et r\u00e9guli\u00e8re!<\/p>\n

Nous nous sommes \u00e9quip\u00e9s! LE Best! Le Meilleur! Pas du chinois de pacotille! M\u00eame pas de l’espagnol! De l’italien! La Ferrari de la cuisine! Le Vrai!<\/p>\n

Un V8 survitamin\u00e9! Et des options en veux-tu en voil\u00e0! 14 pour ne pas les compter.<\/p>\n

Normalement, avec une affaire pareille, on devrait br\u00fbler le macadam, voir d\u00e9filer le ruban \u00e0 100 \u00e0 l’heure, filer sur le bitume! C’est parti. Checkpoint Charlie! Pr\u00eat au d\u00e9collage! L\u00e2chez les freins! Poussez les moteurs! Baissez les flaps<\/em>!<\/p>\n

Putt! Putt! Putt!<\/p>\n

Le beau r\u00eave s’est envol\u00e9, mais la machine est rest\u00e9e au sol.<\/p>\n

Il n’y a rien \u00e0 faire: la p\u00e2te ne veut pas passer. J’ai beau pousser, tirer, pr\u00e9parer, affiner, fariner, mouiller.<\/p>\n

Adieu veau, vache, cochon, couv\u00e9e…<\/p>\n

J’ai bien essay\u00e9 de la d\u00e9monter, mais ma p\u00e2te bris\u00e9e et ma p\u00e2te d’amandes se dess\u00e9chaient lamentablement.<\/p>\n

Alors tant pis, ce sera \u00e0 l’huile de coude! On s’y met \u00e0 deux, la petite a mis la patte \u00e0 la p\u00e2te!<\/p>\n

Et voil\u00e0 le r\u00e9sultat:<\/p>\n

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Avouez qu’elles ont de la gueule!<\/p>\n

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Au fait, vous avez devin\u00e9, j’esp\u00e8re, c’est une machine \u00e0 faire des p\u00e2tes longues de toutes les sortes : spaghettis, cappelinis, lasagnettes, reginettes, linguines et m\u00eame des raviolis! Vous allez en entendre parler!<\/em><\/p>\n

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\u00c0 table!<\/p>\n

>>>>> recette<\/a><\/h6>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

J’ai mis un tigre dans mon moteur! Vroum! Vroum! Fini le rouleau \u00e0 p\u00e2tisserie \u00e0 deux balles! Fini le pauvre petit morceau de bois dur mani\u00e9 \u00e0 la main! Finies les all\u00e9es et venues, la p\u00e2te qui s’aplatit puis se r\u00e9tracte! Finie l’impr\u00e9cision du compresseur …<\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":167,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"editor_plus_copied_stylings":"{}","_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":"","jetpack_publicize_message":"","jetpack_publicize_feature_enabled":true,"jetpack_social_post_already_shared":false,"jetpack_social_options":{"image_generator_settings":{"template":"highway","default_image_id":0,"font":"","enabled":false},"version":2}},"categories":[6,7,170],"tags":[36],"class_list":["post-166","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","has-post-thumbnail","hentry","category-arabe","category-dessert","category-editorial","tag-pate-damande"],"jetpack_publicize_connections":[],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"https:\/\/pierrejean.com\/atable\/wp-content\/uploads\/2012\/03\/IMG_0774.jpg","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"jetpack_shortlink":"https:\/\/wp.me\/pbxdSo-2G","_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/pierrejean.com\/atable\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/166","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/pierrejean.com\/atable\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/pierrejean.com\/atable\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/pierrejean.com\/atable\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/pierrejean.com\/atable\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=166"}],"version-history":[{"count":25,"href":"https:\/\/pierrejean.com\/atable\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/166\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":1833,"href":"https:\/\/pierrejean.com\/atable\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/166\/revisions\/1833"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/pierrejean.com\/atable\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media\/167"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/pierrejean.com\/atable\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=166"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/pierrejean.com\/atable\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=166"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/pierrejean.com\/atable\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=166"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}