{"id":1270,"date":"2013-02-17T09:21:23","date_gmt":"2013-02-17T14:21:23","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/pierrejean.com\/?p=1270"},"modified":"2020-03-14T13:37:00","modified_gmt":"2020-03-14T17:37:00","slug":"cest-pas-du-flan","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/pierrejean.com\/atable\/cest-pas-du-flan\/","title":{"rendered":"C&#8217;est pas du flan"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>\u00c0 force, j&#8217;avais fini par l&#8217;appeler &#8220;Madame Les Pieds sous La Table&#8221;, ce n&#8217;est pas un nom \u00e0 particule, mais \u00e7a y ressemble.<\/p>\n<p>Mais il va falloir que je change pour &#8220;Madame J&#8217;Ai Des Exigences&#8221;.<\/p>\n<p>Il fut un temps o\u00f9 elle susurrait: &#8220;j&#8217;aimerai&#8221;, &#8220;on pourrait peut-\u00eatre\u2026&#8221;, &#8220;ce serait bien si, ce soir,\u2026&#8221;, &#8220;c&#8217;est quand le retour du moelleux\u2026&#8221;, &#8220;un jour, tu referas\u2026&#8221;. Maintenant, elle a des exigences, d\u00e9guis\u00e9es, mais des exigences quand m\u00eame! Elle dit : &#8220;ce soir, j&#8217;ai envie de flan&#8221;. Se rendant compte de l&#8217;insolence de son propos, elle temp\u00e8re par : &#8220;je crois que je vais faire du flan pour le dessert&#8221; et elle monte, j&#8217;entends sa chaise qui se cale en face de son clavier et elle se remet \u00e0 travailler.<\/p>\n<p>Sournois! N&#8217;est-ce pas que c&#8217;est sournois!<\/p>\n<p>Tout le monde a compris: &#8220;elle va faire du flan&#8221;, du flan oui, elle ne va pas en faire!<\/p>\n<p>Donc, j&#8217;ai fait du flan&#8230;<\/p>\n<p>&gt;&gt;&gt; <a title=\"Flan\" href=\"http:\/\/pierrejean.com\/atable\/flan\/\">recette<\/a><\/p>\n<figure id=\"attachment_1267\" aria-describedby=\"caption-attachment-1267\" style=\"width: 600px\" class=\"wp-caption aligncenter\"><a href=\"http:\/\/pierrejean.com\/atable\/wp-content\/uploads\/2013\/02\/IMG_2877.jpg\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" data-attachment-id=\"1267\" data-permalink=\"https:\/\/pierrejean.com\/atable\/flan\/img_2877\/\" data-orig-file=\"https:\/\/pierrejean.com\/atable\/wp-content\/uploads\/2013\/02\/IMG_2877.jpg\" data-orig-size=\"1280,960\" data-comments-opened=\"1\" data-image-meta=\"{&quot;aperture&quot;:&quot;0&quot;,&quot;credit&quot;:&quot;&quot;,&quot;camera&quot;:&quot;&quot;,&quot;caption&quot;:&quot;&quot;,&quot;created_timestamp&quot;:&quot;0&quot;,&quot;copyright&quot;:&quot;&quot;,&quot;focal_length&quot;:&quot;0&quot;,&quot;iso&quot;:&quot;0&quot;,&quot;shutter_speed&quot;:&quot;0&quot;,&quot;title&quot;:&quot;&quot;}\" data-image-title=\"IMG_2877\" data-image-description=\"\" data-image-caption=\"&lt;p&gt;Flan&lt;\/p&gt;\n\" data-large-file=\"https:\/\/pierrejean.com\/atable\/wp-content\/uploads\/2013\/02\/IMG_2877-600x450.jpg\" class=\"size-large wp-image-1267\" src=\"http:\/\/pierrejean.com\/atable\/wp-content\/uploads\/2013\/02\/IMG_2877-600x450.jpg\" alt=\"Flan\" width=\"600\" height=\"450\" srcset=\"https:\/\/pierrejean.com\/atable\/wp-content\/uploads\/2013\/02\/IMG_2877-600x450.jpg 600w, https:\/\/pierrejean.com\/atable\/wp-content\/uploads\/2013\/02\/IMG_2877-350x262.jpg 350w, https:\/\/pierrejean.com\/atable\/wp-content\/uploads\/2013\/02\/IMG_2877.jpg 1280w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 600px) 100vw, 600px\" \/><\/a><figcaption id=\"caption-attachment-1267\" class=\"wp-caption-text\">Flan<\/figcaption><\/figure>\n<figure id=\"attachment_1266\" aria-describedby=\"caption-attachment-1266\" style=\"width: 600px\" class=\"wp-caption aligncenter\"><a href=\"http:\/\/pierrejean.com\/atable\/wp-content\/uploads\/2013\/02\/IMG_2871.jpg\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" data-attachment-id=\"1266\" data-permalink=\"https:\/\/pierrejean.com\/atable\/flan\/img_2871\/\" data-orig-file=\"https:\/\/pierrejean.com\/atable\/wp-content\/uploads\/2013\/02\/IMG_2871.jpg\" data-orig-size=\"1280,960\" data-comments-opened=\"1\" data-image-meta=\"{&quot;aperture&quot;:&quot;0&quot;,&quot;credit&quot;:&quot;&quot;,&quot;camera&quot;:&quot;&quot;,&quot;caption&quot;:&quot;&quot;,&quot;created_timestamp&quot;:&quot;0&quot;,&quot;copyright&quot;:&quot;&quot;,&quot;focal_length&quot;:&quot;0&quot;,&quot;iso&quot;:&quot;0&quot;,&quot;shutter_speed&quot;:&quot;0&quot;,&quot;title&quot;:&quot;&quot;}\" data-image-title=\"IMG_2871\" data-image-description=\"\" data-image-caption=\"&lt;p&gt;Flan&lt;\/p&gt;\n\" data-large-file=\"https:\/\/pierrejean.com\/atable\/wp-content\/uploads\/2013\/02\/IMG_2871-600x450.jpg\" class=\"size-large wp-image-1266\" src=\"http:\/\/pierrejean.com\/atable\/wp-content\/uploads\/2013\/02\/IMG_2871-600x450.jpg\" alt=\"Flan\" width=\"600\" height=\"450\" srcset=\"https:\/\/pierrejean.com\/atable\/wp-content\/uploads\/2013\/02\/IMG_2871-600x450.jpg 600w, https:\/\/pierrejean.com\/atable\/wp-content\/uploads\/2013\/02\/IMG_2871-350x262.jpg 350w, https:\/\/pierrejean.com\/atable\/wp-content\/uploads\/2013\/02\/IMG_2871.jpg 1280w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 600px) 100vw, 600px\" \/><\/a><figcaption id=\"caption-attachment-1266\" class=\"wp-caption-text\">Flan<\/figcaption><\/figure>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>\u00c0 force, j&#8217;avais fini par l&#8217;appeler &#8220;Madame Les Pieds sous La Table&#8221;, ce n&#8217;est pas un nom \u00e0 particule, mais \u00e7a y ressemble. Mais il va falloir que je change pour &#8220;Madame J&#8217;Ai Des Exigences&#8221;. Il fut un temps o\u00f9 elle susurrait: &#8220;j&#8217;aimerai&#8221;, &#8220;on pourrait&nbsp;<a class=\"read-more\" href=\"https:\/\/pierrejean.com\/atable\/cest-pas-du-flan\/\">&hellip;<\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":1266,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"editor_plus_copied_stylings":"{}","_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":"","jetpack_publicize_message":"","jetpack_publicize_feature_enabled":true,"jetpack_social_post_already_shared":true,"jetpack_social_options":{"image_generator_settings":{"template":"highway","default_image_id":0,"font":"","enabled":false},"version":2}},"categories":[7,170],"tags":[129],"class_list":["post-1270","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","has-post-thumbnail","hentry","category-dessert","category-editorial","tag-flan"],"jetpack_publicize_connections":[],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"https:\/\/pierrejean.com\/atable\/wp-content\/uploads\/2013\/02\/IMG_2871.jpg","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"jetpack_shortlink":"https:\/\/wp.me\/pbxdSo-ku","_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/pierrejean.com\/atable\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1270","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/pierrejean.com\/atable\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/pierrejean.com\/atable\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/pierrejean.com\/atable\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/pierrejean.com\/atable\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=1270"}],"version-history":[{"count":5,"href":"https:\/\/pierrejean.com\/atable\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1270\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":1820,"href":"https:\/\/pierrejean.com\/atable\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1270\/revisions\/1820"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/pierrejean.com\/atable\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media\/1266"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/pierrejean.com\/atable\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=1270"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/pierrejean.com\/atable\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=1270"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/pierrejean.com\/atable\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=1270"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}